Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Fetish (a love letter to another teacher)

Grooooan. Once again, I have a crush on my teacher. Have a guess what his name is! John. And he's English. He probably didn't even need to do anymore than that to incur my dopey (and likely unwanted) affection. Sigh. Lovely John, I'd like to sit on your lap, mess up your floppy English hair, make fun of you. Only to know you! Smart, funny, kind old man John...38! By the french algorithm, the perfect age for me (halve it and add 7....)

Thursday, August 24, 2006

You guys!

Thanks all for the lovely Birthday messages! I had a good one knocking back weird Czech shots that my Czech friend Denisa ordered for me at the bar...which tasted like butterscotch, cinnamon, mint, Christmas, and Jet Fuel respectively. Na zdravie!

Miss you all muchachos, and will write something of any sort of substance at some point soon....in the meantime, lesson planning, lesson planning, lesson planning...

Monday, August 21, 2006

I have a new friend!

I have a new bestie (sorry, Sarah). Her name is Tania! No, its not me, she's my one-to-one partner. We had a nice lesson today about using be going to instead of will to talk about future plans. She brought me a peach from her garden, and then we looked at pictures of her beautiful daughters who take her shopping and buy her tiny little louis vitton bags they can't afford and wedges that they can. She is going to take me to a Russian "saloon" , where we will eat borscht and look at Russian children's books while she attempts to teach me Russian.

Birthday blues

Wanna be turned inside out, tested within an inch of your life, and be made terrified? Try TEFL! You'll spend your Birthday writing a lesson plan to introduce the concepts of no none any to a handful of stony-eyed Slavs who can't string an english sentence together much better than you can a Czech one. You'll you turn 26 preparing for a day of mutual incomprehension, frustration, and possible tears.

Ok, I'm being melodramatic! But this business is hard, hard. hard. I long for some garrulous Spaniards or Agressive Ruskis. Anything but the silent czechs! To be fair, though, I loved my Advanced class the other day--who talked and talked quite happily about homelessness, the war in Iraq, and mandatory English in schools. Its just those beginners who'll get you down. No matter how hard you try--even how hard they try--you'll never seem to convey a single solitary thing.

Monday, August 14, 2006

alright alright

so all is not lost. I taught some nice Intermediate level Czechos on Friday (the present perfect, that finicky old tense) and it was almost, dare I say, fun? Well, I'm a catastrophist, and don't you all know it. Then I spent the weekend boozing in creepy, multi-level Czech clubs to reward myself. Or was it punishment?

But seriously, I think that I've worked harder this last week than I ever worked at LJ, or much of college, even.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

frustration

I taught my first lesson today. In a word, I was crap. That's right, it took me 5 hours to prepare a 20-minute piece of crapola. My student Vera, who was obviously flown in from some Siberian prison camp, seemed to think so anyway (the stony silence and constant eye-rolling gave her away). Worse still, I'm not sure that I actually like teaching. Its not that I don't have the patience, but I really don't like doing things that I'm crap at. Egads.Any words of wisdom, former/ current teachers of the world?...

Saturday, August 05, 2006

amerika

Music I have heard in Prague:

Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears
Talking Heads
David Grey
Jack Johnson

Show I have watched:

Laguna Beach
The Andy Milonakis Show (that's right, H-dude, I had to fly halfway around the world to find this gem...)
8th & Ocean
Hogan Knows Best

Thursday, August 03, 2006

of peacocks and didjeridoos

Prague is so beautiful, it it doesn´t break your heart, you haven´t got one. Its also overrun with fat American tourists, horrid restaurants for Anglophones, Christina Aguilera music, and slightly dysfunctional English signs. Its one part paradise chained to two parts kitschy and banal commerce (matryoshka dolls! your portrait as a bobblehead with Angelina Jolie sized lips! garrish watercolors of the Charles Bridge for your poor unsuspecting friends!) . Still, one minute you might be cursing the day you were born as you fight your way across the Charles to the sounds of some dude bellowing on yes, that´s right kids, a didjeridoo while some Slovak teengager in a cheap white suit sings showtunes, and the next find yourself alone in some improbable little garden with peackocks bobbing their heads like Egyptians and staring at you cock'eyed (well, who doesn´t these days).

In short, I love it here. I sat down in a small cafe off the beaten path in the Malo Strana today, only to have 8 czechs (I think they were two families) descend upon me and begin chattering to me in Czech. When I explained, poorly, that I didn´t speak, the son began to translate, sort of. When I said I was from New York, the mother lit up--Rangers!! Yes, that´s right, Rangers. They were so nice, and offered to take a picture of me with their dog, Lia (who the mother, as best as I could tell, was training to be a seeing eye dog). But alas and curses, I can´t figure out yet how to download pictures, so that little gem of a photo that has me flopped over forward with my eyes a'goggle, will just have to wait.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

rip boarding pass

Well, I'm off to a rather inauspicious start. I stood on line at the Qantas check-in for 15 minutes yesterday, until my Dad came in after parking the car--to see me off--and pointed me to the British Airways line. Yoops. Then, upon my arrival in Heathrow, I smartly tucked my boarding pass to Prague in my passport, which I had in my hand, and so I'm trundling along to passport control, quite pleased with myself and my ability to have kept the plane aloft across the Atlantic, through sheer will, and next thing I know I'm looking down at boarding pass-shaped hole in space. Passport? check. Various other crappy bits of paper stuffed in my purse? Naturellement. Boarding pass? Not a chance. So I retrace my steps, and even ask the nice BA flight attendant lady to go have a look at my seat. Nothing, rien, nada, nichevo. Have it in whatever language you like! It won't bring back boarding pass. Boarding pass = Kaputski. RIP boarding pass.

OK, well, they reissued it easliy enough, but the point is (and I do have one?) I'm an eejit. Now I'm in Gatwick, waiting waiting....