its come to this

Egads. So I applied to be a admin asst cum proofreader type (oh , the puns the puns, the piss-poor puns!) for a PORN company here in Prague. Sadly, that job has gone to some plucky American fellow with undootedly far more interest in watching porn all day than I. Mais, however, the guy asked me if I wanted to be an EXTRA in a porno. Nay need to disrobe he says. Perhaps the email is better printed here in its entirety:

"Basically you have some speaking-roll, and after the setup, the fornicators take over. For instance, you are in a bar with your beax, some slutty bitch comes in and starts hitting on him, you get mad, and, well, your "boyfriend" makes sweet sweet love to her on the bar, to your dismay. You don't have to sit there and stare at the penis moving in and out of the vagina or anything like that."

Imagine that! I don't have to "stare at the penis moving in and out of the vagina or anything like that." Well what fun in this? Man alive. I wrote back to ask how much it pays.